(mumbled monkee mutterings)
(more mumbled monkee mutterings)
"HP10? Are you sure?"
(mumble mumble mumble)
"Well, I must apologise profusely Mr Monkee!"
Fancy calling him the wrong name for a whole day! It's taken him until this morning to get over his initial shyness and correct me! Poor little monkee! Maybe that explains his behaviour yesterday.
It all started out innocently enough
But the minute we were in the car he turned on his Joey act
Once we arrived at the shop he just wouldn't stop messing around!
First he dived into a bin full of very dubious "wool" then he played hide and seek in the cushions
I can see you by the way!
Then he started hassling the shop assistants:
"You can't have this fabric! It's mine!"
"Are you sure you cut it like that?"
But even worse he then started messing around at school!
"I could do your job! Do they make monkee sized yellow jackets?"
"Can I go in too? Pleeeease?"
"Will someone be my friend?"
"Ok, you'll do! But stop feeding me flowers!"
"Gimme that banana! NOW!"
Finally we managed to get him to walk home sensibly. Well, almost...........
"1, 2, 3 wheeeeeeeee!"
So, having made the initial name mistake, and given his behaviour, we have decided to call him Charlie. Very very Cheeky Charlie!